-In the park the, trash cans say waste please. Outside in the parking lot, the trash cans say waste paper. What exactly is Disney trying to tell our youths here?
-Disney's winter parade keep repeating the same song for every segment of the parade. Great for people w/ ADD but it left everyone else screaming "thank God!" whenever they played a familiar holiday theme instead.
-Mr. Claus was at the back of the parade w/ three hot helpers holding the rope to keep the masses (mainly male) behind them. This would probably explain why Mrs. Claus was at the front of the parade. Ahh, the life lessons we learn from Disneyland.
-Part of the parade included Beauty & the Beast, still in beast form. At the end of the movie doesn't he get changed back into a human? Sorta sucks that they curse him again just so he can get some work.
-The dancers in the parade looked happy on the outside, but were probably miserable on the inside. Most likely because they have to run back to the end of the line and change costumes.
-Pluto was disgruntled that day, ran away from the kids, good fun.
-Always wanted to work the Jungle Cruise. For best results, ride when it's nearing their lunchbreak, extra sarcasm. Ever see anybody put the cap gun to their head? I did.
-I want to work for Disney to make a penguin character mainstream.
-They DO have funnel cake.
Fun things to do at Disneyland:
-Get your entourage together at EVERY churro stand and like a chorus say:"Mmmm.... churros."
-When someone's posing for a picture, take a picture of them also, smile, then walk away.
-Take pictures w/ the food vendors, the costume people get too much love.
-Get Fast passes for all the rides before you leave. Free souvenirs!
The Random Quote:
"Where's my dinner?"- Pleasantville
